S&M stands for "Space Monkeys." (It's French, so the "&" is silent.) S&M was founded in the autumn of 2003 by a few casual mudders. Well, actually, only two. They wanted to be in a clan, but didn't want to be mere pimples on the butt of a power clan.
We have no living leader. Our Dead Leader, may He rest in peace, is none other than the greatest Space Monkey of all time, the one, the only Mojo JoJo. His secret tomb is hidden within the catacombs of our clan keep. There is no other leader of the Space Monkeys, save our Dead Leader. Anyone claiming to be a leader of S&M says a lie in the very statement¹ . We exist to honor Him. We strive to do His bidding. We share His Quest for Conquest and Glory, and we honor His memory. At least, we do it in our spare time.
We believe mudding should be fun. Our motto is "It's Only a Game." We like grouping with other players in other clans. We like standing around in Midgaard's Market Square and watching people pass through. We like pizza and beer and dancing girls. We occasionally like to help newbies. We almost always like leeching. We like immortals who do cheap tricks for our amusement. We do not, however, like Nudges!
Regardless of the foregoing, the devotees of S&M are not good. Our Dead Leader, rest His tortured soul, while on His deathbed, forbade His followers from shackling themselves with the bonds of goodness. We may be Evil. We may be Neutral. But we may never be good. Except in bed.
Membership in the clan is extended to non-aligned players by existing members, subject to the approval of the clan elders. You do not have to be a Super Saiyan to join (but it might help). We don't want a large or powerful clan, just a fun one. The duties of membership are:
Have a good time.
Don't gripe about the MUD admins. They work hard to help you do duty #1.
Do try to be helpful in improving the MUD, but don't be a pain in the ass about it.
Help your fellow clan members.
Clean your room and eat healthy.
Spend time with friends and family in Real Life. Sleep is optional.
Did we mention you should have a good time?
Anyone who wishes to leave the clan is free to do so, but may not return! Ejectees must forfeit their clan items. If you divulge our secret handshake, we will kill you.
Sugar Monkey: Sweetie, Candy, RallyMonkey
The Old Fart: Geezyr
¹ It is, however, well known that Our Dead Leader channels through the two senior elders of the Clan, Sweetie and Geezyr, so you'd better hop when they say that He says "jump."